alcattell

14:19 23rd Jul 2009

Notes: 3

I’d let Jude Law hit me…

— hannahcooper

08:30 9th Jul 2009

iPhones and babys

I seem to know two sets of people. Those with iPhones and those with babys.

Babys come with less apps (“yeah but can your baby do that!?” shouts the iPhone nut as he blows into his phone and plays a tinny sounding mary-had-a-little-lamb on the the ocharina) and more fluid. Bad fluid.

In my world, almost every baby is in NZ and almost every iPhone is in London. Other things of note:

you can shake an iPhone with pleasing results.
most iPhone users would react like parents if you dropped their baby.
I have neither. And unfortunately I think its more likely that a random woman from south america will contact me regarding a baby i never knew i had rather than an iphone.
If you left your iphone with someone else to go out on a romantic dinner, you’d spend all night worrying about it. you know you would.
only a russian oligarch can afford to have both at the same time.

/al

07:58

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Newquay June 09

12:41 3rd Jul 2009

The thrilling lark in a wild despair will trill down arrows from the sky,
the swan will beat the waters in rage, white rage of an enraged swan,
even the lambs will stretch forth their necks like serpents,
like snakes of hate, against the man in the machine:
even the shaking white poplar will dazzle like splinters of glass against him

— Hemmingway